The Shit We Do For Love

Y’all…

Sometimes an orifice so right
So tight
That you do things you ain’t never thought you’d do

Examples:

I watched an entire season of Outlander cause I’m into Grandmas and that shit do the job

I wore sweaters to an ice cream Social

I paid the ENTIRE bill when I took her out at Ruby Tuesday’s

I could go on but you get the picture.
 There is a lot I am willing to do if it feels the way it feel. Cheddar gets better with age.

But DO NOT ask me to write you a love poem. I am nobody’s slave. Poetry ain’t something I do. It’s my calling. And I don’t care what you able to do after you remove them dentures- THIS shit is sacred. It’s my church, bitch. Check yo damn self.

Also: Deep Underground Poetry is still racist

Facts,
   J