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Christopher Dean
"Christopher Dean"
This Christopher Dean character, is a funny little guy/
An angry little wide boy, who dresses like he's nine
His soon to be wife Angie, is heavily into the Brown/
And with a face like that, I think it needs putting down
The ring sitting on her finger, blatantly comes in a cracker/
Though to a smack head like that, it makes her feel dapper
Wearing a cap & chain like a rapper, with the look of a c***/
I think he should commit Hari kari like his mentally ill mum
His son is a battered bitch boy, who's too scared to hit back/
But I really can't blame the little pr***, having a daddy like that
The best daddy could come with, was "Dunne takes it up the bum"/
So Mr Dunne chose to get lyrical, and then r**** his dead mum
It's gonna be redrum for the lot of 'em, if they arrive at my door/
Not that they have money for travel, when it's 0.4 for a score
I swear Bradley is still mourning, for a dead child that isn't his/
And with this many clowns to abuse, how can I not take the pi**.
Copyright 2013 The Elusive Mr Dunne (All rights reserved)
This Christopher Dean character, is a funny little guy/
An angry little wide boy, who dresses like he's nine
His soon to be wife Angie, is heavily into the Brown/
And with a face like that, I think it needs putting down
The ring sitting on her finger, blatantly comes in a cracker/
Though to a smack head like that, it makes her feel dapper
Wearing a cap & chain like a rapper, with the look of a c***/
I think he should commit Hari kari like his mentally ill mum
His son is a battered bitch boy, who's too scared to hit back/
But I really can't blame the little pr***, having a daddy like that
The best daddy could come with, was "Dunne takes it up the bum"/
So Mr Dunne chose to get lyrical, and then r**** his dead mum
It's gonna be redrum for the lot of 'em, if they arrive at my door/
Not that they have money for travel, when it's 0.4 for a score
I swear Bradley is still mourning, for a dead child that isn't his/
And with this many clowns to abuse, how can I not take the pi**.
Copyright 2013 The Elusive Mr Dunne (All rights reserved)
Published 22nd Feb 2022
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