History of sex

History of sex

When I was a caveman, I'd grab a mate just by her hair, push down on all fours then simply fuck her there

When I was a Viking, we'd raid and steal and fight, then I'd take a prisoner and I'd drink and fuck all night

When I was a roman centurion, a empire would be mine, we'd march across many countries, taking their woman and their wine

When I was a Pirate, I'd sail across the seven seas, sinking ships for pleasure and fucking wenches where I pleased

When I wore my suit of armour, I stood up for all that's right but I'd find a Damsel in distress and ride her through the night

When I was a hippy, it was the greatest time for me, everyone was into love and wanted sex for free

But now I am broken, crippled in my empty, lonely bed, so I have to look back in history or dreams from in my head

Ron