Pots and Pans are People Too

There are square ones and round ones,              
       small ones and big ones,                
           even fat ones and skinny ones                
       Pots and pans are people too                
          and seem to be lot like us                
The mean ones burn your food                
       and sear you with a wither gaze                
The timid ones seem afraid of flame,                
      but with some only dents will do                
           My ex is a perfect example,                
     oh, but please don't get me wrong                
             I would never hit him                
      ........... with my precious skillet                
Some can take the heat,                
    while others warp under pressure                
        But the Teflon coated ones,                
oh, those non-stick lying sons of bitches                
                [yes, my ex again]                
         always piss me off the most                
     But the most important ones of all,                
are the ones that respond to love and kindness                
         With just the right amount of heat                
               the food becomes a treat                
          and hopefully an aphrodisiac                
       I think this pan [er, I mean man]              
               I'm cooking diner for               
                    just might be a keeper