THE WORLD'S LARGEST COCK

INQUIRING MINDS

A few years ago
I was on leave with a
team member in Bangkok.
We were up for anything
as long as it was wild,
different and cheap.
There were nude dancing
girls of poles; live sex
acts on a stage in
a secret back alley.
Booze and affordable
ways to fly if you desired
were everywhere.
While walking through
a carnival, circus-like
section where hawkers
were trying to solicit
customers, one offer
caught our attention:
"Come Inside And See
The Worlds Largest
Cock 14 INCHES!"
Not lacking in that department
my buddy and I laid down a buck
and went inside. The lights were
dim and in the back of the tent
was a bed covered with multi-colored
sheets. Wow! There in the middle was
the world's largest cock, the owner
was hidden under the sheets.
My keen-eyed sharpshooter buddy,
took his penknife and touched the
cock to see if it was alive;
it looked real.
BOOM!
All the air exploded from the
rubber decorated cock. In
the midst of the uproar we
escaped. Yes, the world's
largest cock was a tube of
air, just like a lot of
so-called big cocks today.
We were once again proud
of our packages, and I
bet you would be too if
they were in your grasp.