Kubo and the G-Strings

I was woken up by somebody calling my name. The last thing I remembered was seeing my mother fighting against the sisters. Standing over me was a monkey, more specifically a baboon. She told me we had to leave now. As I came to my senses a shiver immediately went down my spine, it was very cold out here. All I could see was white for miles around me, but I got up and followed this creature; I knew she was my only hope. We traveled for some time until we reached a large whale carcass, this was where we would stay for the night. It was quite smelly, but I didn’t mind. I was able to talk to the monkey and ask it who it was. She told me that she was the monkey inside of my tiny wooden monkey charm. I was so surprised, I had never thought that there was an actual creature inside of that charm. I went to bed that night feeling more at ease knowing that I could trust the monkey. The next day we continued our trek. Our only goal: outrun the enemy. This next day was very clear and our walk was quite enjoyable. I walked behind the monkey for a while and at one point I accidentally glanced at the monkey’s ass. After I looked at it once however, I couldn’t stop looking at it. I must say that that baboon’s ass was dummy thicc and the more I looked at it, the more enticed I became. It’s bright pink color only added to it’s sexyness, it was like a beacon that called to me. As the monkey walked the ass bounced up and down. It was just like when I played my shamisen, my hand went up and down. After we walked for a while longer we went into a tunnel, where we unexpectedly met a beetle. I must say that this beetle enticed me just as much as the monkey did. I was very attracted to his body. His slick black abdomen looked so nice to touch and his 6 legs looked so very comforting. I imagined myself rubbing cum all over his body, it would be quite nice indeed. That night we stayed with the beetle and had dinner. We decided it would be best to sleep here tonight as well. After we finished dinner, the beetle and monkey were ready to go to bed, but I wasn’t ready just yet. Seeing how sexy and enticing they both were made me not be able to think about anything else except having sex with them. The beetle and the monkey were laying next to each and I knew that this was my chance. So I went over to them and got on top of both of them. The monkey immediately said, “Kubo! What are you doing?!” But I made a quiet sign and put my finger to her mouth. The beetle said nothing, I assumed he was either confused or in shock. Then I started to rub my hands over both their bodies to get them horny. After a minute they started to relax and a couple minutes later they seemed to be calm. They even seemed to be getting a little horny. Then I decided it was the right time, so I undressed myself and folded up my robes. I was ready to go down on the monkey and the beetle and start fucking. Then I noticed to my surprise that while I had been undressing the beetle had stuck his penis in the baboon’s butt. The baboon looked like she was enjoying it and started to moan. “Oh yeah,” the beetle said. I was ready to join in on the fun too, so I got on the other side and stuck my penis in the baboon’s vagina. As I lowered it in I felt a sensation that I had never felt before. Sticking my penis in the baboon’s vagina felt much different than a woman’s vagina, but I must say that it felt much better. It felt so right to stick it in, like it was what the gods had intended. Her vagina was warm and moist, just like the whale carcass we had slept in. It was warm and inviting, just like a mother’s hugs. The baboon’s vagina started to remind me of my mother and then I felt a little sad, but luckily the baboon comforted me. I felt much better after that and started humping the baboon. In and out my penis went and I felt so much joy. The monkey went, “Who who who who who!,” because it was enjoying it so much. This made happy to know that the monkey was enjoying it and I was so glad that our sex was working out. I knew that it was the time to do a maneuver, so I pulled out my first one. It was a fun one I called, “Monkey in the Middle,” and I was so excited. I started by filling my penis up with cum then letting it all out at once, like a charge shot. It flew over the monkey and right into the beetle's mouth. “Yum yum!” he said with joy. Then he did the same and shot some cum into my mouth. The beetle cum however, tasted different than expected. It was sweet like nectar and smooth like honey. It reminded me of a tea my father used to make me. It was the best cum I had ever tasted and I just wanted more of it. So for quite a while the beetle and I exchanged cum and every mouthful I got tasted better than the last. However, after a while I got tired of the cum and I was ready to try something new. I remembered the baboon’s ass from earlier and now I wanted to stick my dick in that. So me and the beetle switched places and I got ready to put my schlong deep inside. As I started to put my penis in I remembered a story about a samurai that my mother told me. She had told me about an ancient samurai who could stick his penis 7 inches deep in his wife, but with the power of the deities I stuck my penis in 9 inches. This caused the baboon to howl so loudly, the cave shook. “Ohhh, yeahhh!” the baboon said, I knew she must have enjoyed that very much. Now that my penis was in, I pulled out my next maneuver, which I called “The Sperm Storm.” This time I used all my willpower to build up more cum than I ever had before and then when I was at my limit, I let it rip. As it all flowed in, I could feel my penis shake violently, it had never let go of so much cum before. The baboon started to shake from the sheer force of the cum, and I knew that it must have felt intense inside of her. Then she let out a moan just as loud as the last and said, “That felt awwwesome!” I was filled with glee that she had liked that maneuver so much, but I wasn’t done having sex just yet. I hadn’t given any love to my good friend the beetle, and I felt that he deserved it just as much as she did. The beetle came over and I got down on it. I was ready to have some more fun. Being so close to the beetle allowed me to take a close look at its hard shell and I was very enticed by it. I knew for certain now that this beetle needed some cum on him and I was ready. It was time for a maneuver I called, “The Sprinkler,” I knew that this would cover him in cum real quick, so I started to squirt cum all over his abdomen. My penis was like a garden hose, my cum was the water and the beetle was the flower. By the time I was done little white little dots covered his body, but next was the fun part. I rubbed my hands all over his abdomen spreading the cum like a knife spreading butter. The beetle started to moan, he was enjoying this quite a lot and then suddenly he ejaculated on me. You may think that I would have been disgusted by this but I wasn’t. The beetle started to use his legs to rub his cum on me and now it was perfect. This maneuver we had accidentally created I decided to call, “The Double Rub!” and I was so glad we had discovered it. After lots of rubbing, both of our bodies had taken on a beautiful white sheen, and I was quite amazed. Then the beetle took his 6 legs and wrapped them around me. He pulled me close to his body and I got to lay right on top of his cum soaked abdomen. I was in heaven as the smell of beetle cum flowed into my nose and I started to get sleepy. Then the monkey came over and we all cuddled together. I felt so happy about our sex and I prayed that we could do it again sometime. The beetle and monkey were now my two true loves, and I could never go back to humans again.