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Holy Shit Disturber
Wanted:
partner in crimes
of
petty irreverence
where
Love
wins
Published 11th Aug 2021
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For feral's micro comp
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Dear K,
Resumé:
I have numerous decades of taking the lords name in vain and attaching it to a vile four letter cuss word whenever tailgating slow moving cars. But always wishing that GD driver a good day when I blow past them.
I have an impeccable number of years service in the ability to mock and flip off narcissists.
With my expertise in getting into mischief I would be an outstanding candidate as your partner in petty irreverent disturbances with loving endings. And if not loving at least laughing.
Terrific poem. Love the idea behind it and always impressed by minimalism. All the best in the comp. H🌷
Resumé:
I have numerous decades of taking the lords name in vain and attaching it to a vile four letter cuss word whenever tailgating slow moving cars. But always wishing that GD driver a good day when I blow past them.
I have an impeccable number of years service in the ability to mock and flip off narcissists.
With my expertise in getting into mischief I would be an outstanding candidate as your partner in petty irreverent disturbances with loving endings. And if not loving at least laughing.
Terrific poem. Love the idea behind it and always impressed by minimalism. All the best in the comp. H🌷
11th Aug 2021 4:49pm
Dear H,
You're hired! Sounds like you meet all the criteria and then some. We'll just ignore that you bought the job with a RL add.. 😉
You will be amply paid in shunnings by the pious and shared giggles with the like-minded.
Thanks as always for the love & support!
❤k
You're hired! Sounds like you meet all the criteria and then some. We'll just ignore that you bought the job with a RL add.. 😉
You will be amply paid in shunnings by the pious and shared giggles with the like-minded.
Thanks as always for the love & support!
❤k
Anonymous
11th Aug 2021 6:55am
favorite line: crimes of petty irreverence--
Very nice!
Very nice!
11th Aug 2021 4:51pm
Thank you!
I figure "petty irreverence" requires an understanding of real reverence and when it's due...
Glad you stopped by to read & comment!
😊k
I figure "petty irreverence" requires an understanding of real reverence and when it's due...
Glad you stopped by to read & comment!
😊k
11th Aug 2021 9:55pm
11th Aug 2021 10:01pm
11th Aug 2021 11:47pm
I love this little bit of lip-biting minimalism.
It’s sexy, it’s soft, it’s asking for “petty irreverence”….baby, I’m in!
Good luck in the comp!
It’s sexy, it’s soft, it’s asking for “petty irreverence”….baby, I’m in!
Good luck in the comp!
12th Aug 2021 1:17am
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25th Aug 2021 11:55pm
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26th Aug 2021 2:52am
Hey ethan, so glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for the honour of the RL!
Real is the only way to be, even if it isn't always easy... no one's ever accused me of being picture perfect, and supposed "irreverence" is my specialty, as you might guess... 🐵
Thanks for your comments & a great comp, I appreciate you.
❤k
Real is the only way to be, even if it isn't always easy... no one's ever accused me of being picture perfect, and supposed "irreverence" is my specialty, as you might guess... 🐵
Thanks for your comments & a great comp, I appreciate you.
❤k
