New toys

New toys

Well you got your delivery, I hope that made you smile, you've been desperate to get your hands on it, it's taken quite a while

Hope it does what it says, I wonder does it buzz or hum, is it rechargeable, will it fit inside your bum

Is it waterproof, is it designed for some shower play, how long does the battery last, will it let you play all day

Has it got several attachments, does it come with different heads, some for sexy outdoor play and some for in your bed

Come on open up the box, let's see your brand new toy, I hope it's not better than me, or I'll end up a unemployed poet boy

What do mean I have to wait, you want to open it on your own, you better send me a review and pics straight to my phone

I think it's kind of mean of you, I don't get to see the first time that you play, considering I'm the one who ordered it and I had to pay

Ron