Nonsexual Nonsense (Synonyms, Homonyms, and Contextual Twists)

 

Will eclair made from glair cuz the yolk isn't there
Seem a joke to some folk?
Will they stare and then glare burdened by the non humorous yoke?

Though possessing a humerus
they can't perceive my tone
Faces carved as from stone
They lack a funny bone

Giving mousse to a goose?
Does it make him get loose?
Or
 if I goose a real moose,
Will he loose a kick to my caboose?

Oh I'm just being silly
So what is the use?
This world is so serious I'll just channel Dr. Seuss


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