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Start Fartin

I'm just a bootleggin, toot-beggin humble average guy  
So would you Megan, release the plague and, mustard gas them thighs    
Grab a dart and, fart to no end, you need to put your heart in  
Just smoke the carton, get them cheeks to partin  
And by god slut start fartin
Written by Girthquake
Published | Edited 23rd Dec 2023
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