I Miss You, Tajikistani Woman

I went to a club, as sketch as can be,
But there I found my love, a Tajikistani.

She was cute and kind and loved me a ton,
Her skill in the bed was second to none.

But this Tajikistani woman, I forgot her name,
Changed into someone new after her rise to fame.

Rumor has it that that in order to get where she went,
She sucked off the Tajikistani president.

It was sloppy and crazy and all out rad,
It was the best head the president had ever had.

He said, “оҳ ман дар ин рӯз мегӯям,
он зан ба қасри ман меояд ва ба ман ҳамарӯза сар медиҳад, тӯҳфа!”

This was the day that brought a tear to my eye,
She went to live at the palace and I couldn’t even say bye.

Rumor has it that she still lives at the palace,
And spends everyday giving head to his phallus.

“But no longer!” I declare, now is the time,
The Tajikistani government will fall for its crime.

This woman I love, I still don’t remember her name,
Shall no longer give this evil man brain.

I found an outfit normally worn by a guard,
And I snuck in the room as he was just getting hard.

Then when nobody was looking I knew what to do,
I slit his throat and his body turned blue.

The love of my life, whose name I fail to recall,
Went back to my house and started licking my right ball.

Suddenly, I gained knowledge from the goddess Athena,
Her name came to me, her name was Madina!

I remembered her name! I felt right in place,
As her name came to I, I came on her face.

This story between us is something that’s close to my heart,
This made me realize that all love has a start.

But what will you do to free yourself from your pain?
Find a Tajikistani woman who will give you good brain.