Sex And Ice Cream?,,,

I Scream,You Scream,,We All Scream,,,For Sex?,,,
NO,NO,NO! That's Not Right,,,I Meant Ice Cream,,,

But People Do Scream,,,For Sex And Ice Cream,,,
You Ask Me Why?,,,Well I Just Don't Know The Answer,,,
But Neither Have Been Known,,,
To The State Of California,,,To Cause Leprosy Or Cancer,,,

Sex Is Hot,,,And Ice Cream Is Cold,,,
And Both Can Get Wet,,,
But When You Mix Them Both Together,,,
Well It's Just One Hell Of A Mess,,,

Everyone Has A Favorite Flavor,,,
And A Favorite Position,,,
So Just Add A Little Ice Cream,,,
And Act Like Your On A Mission,,,

It Might Be A Little Cold At First,,,
So It's Alright To Scream,,,
Just Don't Let The Neighbors See,,,
That You Are Covered ,,,Head To Toe,,,
With Sex and Ice Cream,,,

So Have Safe Sex ,,,And Ice Cream,,,
And Don't Forget The Sheets Of Plastic,,,
Because Cleaning Up After Sex And Ice Cream,,,
Might Just Be A Little Drastic,,,