Corporate Jargon

Was going through the      
SOP's and compliance reports    
That were critical for our    
Companies' profitability.    
     
The GOP had shrunk so much so    
That cost cutting was inevitable    
Redeployment of the workforce had    
Become the order of the day.    
     
Several manuals had been consulted      
And training's had been organised    
To infuse fresh energy in the workplace    
For unleashing the manpower potential to its fullest.    
     
Our strategy to outdo our competition    
Was in line with      
The vision & mission statement    
Of our Organisation.    
     
The beliefs, motto and goals were    
Also to be re looked at as the      
Management mantras and resource    
Allocation were not productive any longer.      
     
It was observed that      
The life span graph of our    
Brand indicated a fatigue factor    
That had crept in the minds of      
Our key clientele.    
     
Market analysis further    
Revealed that the perceived    
Value proposition of our presentations    
Did not appeal to our target audience    
     
Which resulted in their      
Migrating to better showcased    
Products and services thereby    
Affecting our fiscal budgets.    
     
The conclusion is that we    
Need to be capital and labor    
Intensive and have to build      
Loyalty over our networking and    
Information distribution channels.    
     
Our existing offerings have      
To be innovated    
And improvised to get    
The desired results.    
     
Once we enhance our data base    
With new alliances and acquisitions    
It would enable us in aligning  
Our core competencies thus  
 
Allowing us to achieve our targets.    
   
Once our funds flow statements    
Are in sync with our asset allocations    
This would eventually help fueling      
Our year on year growth projections    
   
We would then get a 360' analysis    
Of our progress    
     
And show healthier charts    
That are mandatory for us    
To get the requisite media      
Attention for our future prospects.      
     
Amen..