Two’s Company Three’s An Obsession

I have my sexy lingerie and my stilettoes on  
Sipping on my Chardonnay while listening to my favorite Bruno Mars’ songs  
Suddenly I hear the echoing ring of the telephone    
I pick it up, who’s there    
    
Halloween Night
 
Freddie Krueger, your handsome Elm Street nightmare    
Ahh...I’m sorry, I’m tied up    
Is Jason over there again, tasting the sweet elixir from your lover’s cup    
Yes, he’s the man for me, as you can see    
He uses his hard machete in places I can only imagine in my dreams    
That hockey mask when it comes off, takes my body to the heights of total serene    
Time after time he follows my butter rum scent    
From Camp Crystal Lake where we first met, to the bed he’s known to rattle as my body dents    
Umm… from the first swing of his machete, slicing into me, my flowing essence gets me all wet    
How he teases me without mercy as he’s killing me softly from sunrise to sunset    
 
My face will adore you when you sleep    
There will be no sign of Jason when our souls come to meet    
My Razor gloves    
Tendering stroking over your body ever so gently with fingers of love    
Digging into you so deep    
You will be afraid to awaken from the passion of my engulfing burning heat    
Reborn of the ashes to dine on the flesh of your honey tasting meat    
 
I’m sorry Freddie, Jason has cornered my time for the night    
Not to worry, this wine is a relaxer that has me feeling just right    
It would place me in your nightmare to feel the intense heat of you gently slashing into me as your carnal plight    
Have patience, I would love to see you when I slumber    
Umm…do bring those razor gloves, I have to go, but you do have my number    
I hang up the telephone and breathe a sigh of relief    
Ring ring again, are you kidding me    
I pick up the receiver    
This every to trick or  treat has made me a believer    
    
Happy Halloween tell me you know what my body likes    
I need your presence beside me tonight    
I advised you in the past, we’re over since we cannot get it right    
So please take a hike    
Oh come on butter rum, my love, its Michael Meyers, who loves you the best    
I want to spend some time with you before Halloween steals my sweet candy nest    
The only day I have no time for you    
But today, before I slash the night away please give me my manly just due    
I miss you every day, I need your warm body in any way    
It’s the real reason I escaped from that Sanitarium, there I had everyone fooled    
Everyone who came to know me, played by my tormented rules    
When I’m not stalking, or out on Halloween walking, I need your body to slay    
As we trick within your soft sweet treat, you know I love your candy coated ways    
The way you let me cut into you as we play    
 
I’m sorry Michael, Jason will be coming over, he’s now my main lover    
Not on my time, I think I will make an appearance just to hover, if he’s not gone than we fight brother to brother    
You belong to me, just allow our love to blossom, as tall as the trees      
No love ever felt from Jason or Freddie    
I will have you at all cost to the powers to be, even if you’re not ready    
It’s over just go, please    
I will get you in the end for deceiving me    
I hang up the phone, my thoughts now racing, outside I hear loud thunder    
This love affair I have with Jason, hopefully Michael will not put asunder    
    
The power goes out as I stumble around    
The wind howling outside is the only sound    
Hum…let me think    
I look over at my empty glass, yes, I could use another drink    
I picked up the telephone and dialed out    
    
Hello, this is Elvira the Mistress of Darkness, known to seduce men from the great lands to the far south    
Let’s make it a girl’s night    
Man trouble again with your ménage trois, which I assume is not going right    
Yes, three lovers, all strange    
Yet, my feelings for all will always remain    
Be ready, I will be there soon    
Just in time for the full moon
You know our travels are limited, since this Covid-19
Yes, I know, it has derailed my Halloween.. a night when my candy is any  man’s wet dream
Speak for yourself kittycat  
I still have these night creatures all up in this, pleasing me when laying on my back
Too much information, Elvira
Don’t hate this diva… because I have all these handsome male admires
Bye woman…  I will see you soon at the Dusk Till Dawn Saloon    
I hang up the telephone a loud pounding at my door    
If you were me, who would you wish for