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Sittin'

A Parody of Otis Redding’s “(Sittin’ On) The Dock Of The Bay

Sittin’ on the cock of the day
Pair of balls slappin’ my face
Watchin’ his dick slide in
Then I’ll watch it slide right out again
Ooh
 I’m just sittin’ on the cock of the day
Watchin’ my thighs shake his thang
Ooh
I’m Sittin’ on the cock of the day
In my ass

Left my spot in an orgy
Headin’ for the bathroom stall
Couldn’t make it to the toilet
Blood and shit all over the wall
Ooh
Now I’m just shittin’ on the cock of the day
Wipin’ my ass with his face
Ooh
Shittin’ on the cock of the day
Catchin’ AIDS

Looks like he already came
Shot his load straight into my brain
I can’t see with seamen all over my face
So I guess I’ll just clear the drain

Sittin’ here strokin’ my bone
Wish my parents would leave me alone
Always knockin’ on the door
Dirty socks all over the floor
Wish I was suckin’ on the cock of the day
Give my prolapsed asshole a break
Suckin’ on the cock of the day
In my mouth

08/26/2020
Written by mingomingus (SamTheSlam)
Published
Author's Note
This one goes out to Louis C.K.
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