Open Letter To QAnon

You are not
alone

angels or
aliens

Simulator reboot
or resurrection

Don’t be afraid
of the demons

called forth by
the lies that
precede them

They cannot
do more

than ding up
your front fender

By comparison
to the damage

the truth will do
to them

Together we’ll
go hunting

and find our
missing children

Protect them
and jump-scare

their captors

Boo!
to the

pedo-world-order


Oh, no!

We’ve got you
...surrounded!