Latin Dildo

she read out the  present tense of the verb...
 
"dildo
dildas
dildat
dildamus
dildatis
dildant"
 
the latin class held its breath
the teacher must be a dyke
or just spaced out on quaaludes
and then Miss explained...
 
"dildo" is the verb "to have fun
by yourself" and remember girls
it takes the accusative case
as in "ave sandra, vulvam tuam hodie dildam"++
 
(++ for the benefit of those not fortunate to have been
blessed with a classical education this loosely translates as
"hi there Sandra, let me dildo your pussy today" )