Ode To The Greatest Movie Ever Made

Waterworld had a huge impact
It helped me get my life on track
Every morning I drink piss
You can thank Kevin Costner for this

A salty way
To start the day
Chugging urine from a thermos
You can thank Kevin Costner for this

And I tried to do just that
I tweeted “thanks” but he didn’t tweet back
What’s so hard to understand
Some sailors never reach Dry Land

Another thing I like to do
Is give little girls back tattoos
And wage wars in hot air balloons
And fuck random women in lagoons

I also dig eye patches