Preparations Before The Show

I ate a piece of spiked chocolate
and soon ran to Mars.

I ate a snake-like gummy bear
and started spitting teeth at the mirror.

I smoked cat pee with Trixie the hygienist
and soon tears ran down my cheeks.

I snorted cola off a homeless woman's fingernail
and started quoting Beckett and begging for change.

I drank four beers in the shower
and brushed my teeth with razor blades.

I spiked my hair with baby oil
and cinched my spandex tight around my crotch.

I sucked on a square of poison
and soon my eyes burned with anxiousness.

I drank half a handle of bourbon
and soon my guilt spilled out around me.

I huffed at a canister of Nitrous
and floated across the parking lot
cursing the attendants.

Then I paid for my concert ticket.
Lit a smoke.
Found my seat.
Unleashed my chest hairs.


Then rocked the fuck out!