Sex shop

Sex shop

Welcome to the sex shop, feel free to come right in, come in to find your fantasies, this is a world of sin

Handcuffs, Dildos, strapons, we have all the kinky toys, everything you'd wish for, we cover girls and boys

Ball gags to shut them up, clamps to make them scream, we sell paddles and leather whips, we can fulfill your dream

Magazine or DVD, we cover every, quirk and need, from bondage to gay porn, to watching people bleed

If you have a different taste, just tell us what you need, we have some very special things, we promise to succeed

Dress up all in rubber, a gimp mask with a zip, undies that are edible or that come off with one rip

You can be a Doctor, a Nurse, a school girl or a nun, we have books on bondage or how to slap a bum

Learn to be Submissive or where the local dogging sites are found, where's the local car parks are or piece of quiet ground

We have a board of parlours, with numbers you can call, to find yourself a lady friend, who'll let you do it all

We specialise in the very strange, there's no "too wierd" in here, from Midgets to sex magic, to us there's nothing queer

So come right in and look around, I'll assist you if I can, we also sell Viagra to make you feel a man

Get pills and potions, we can get you hung just like a horse, everything discreetly packed, in a Brown bag of course

We are open everyday, from 8 am till very late, come and buy your wildest dreams and bring along your mate

Ron