TEXAS TEA

Just poured up a cup of
Some purple jelly
It's just me and my imaginary
Friend Shelley
 
We gonna grip and sip  
Until we both faded
I'm so immune to feeling sedated
I been sipping heavy daily
 
My Momma shakes her head  
And calls me lazy
 
My medicinal elixir is a magical mixture
The potion I need to put my mind
At ease
 
I sip anywhere I damn well please
I sip at school while doing  
My studies
Can't focus one bit my  
Eyes twitching and blurry
 
I even sip in the studio
Cause it gives me a euphoric Flow
 
I sip cause it keeps me from slapping my hoes I might talk slow
But Bitch I ain't slow
 
After all I am a Pimp and that's just how it goes on
 
I'm sipping right now as I write this poem
Got some watermelon jolly ranchers
And some sprite
 
Tilt the Grape Prometh bottle kinda light
Put the cap back on and turn it upside
Down
 
Sit up firm so I won't drown  
Probably pass out til around noon
My imaginary friend says I might die soon
 
She thinks I'm addicted to it
I told that hoe to shut up  
                      AND
Don't act like you don't do it