Fecal Plume Sucking Sheeple

You gotta go
when you gotta go

For better or worse
you gonna flush for sho'

and the worse you feel
the more you poop

So stiffen stuff
with drugstores

an aspirin
say "hello"

Over the counter
they don't suspect

suppressed fever
and all that show

But finally,
in the bathroom

when you blow

that fecal soup
has even more
for us to inhale

Think we'll stop anything?
For pity's sake,

    ....be real!!