Laughable Limerick lunacy.

There was a young man called Bergoine
Who has a strange thing on his groin
And when he made love
It would rise up above
And make a weird noise like a BOING!

There was a young lass from down west
Who laid on her back to have sex
Instead of all that
His percy went flat
So she whistled to see who was next.

That lovely sweet lass from next door
Could easily pass for a whore
And it can be said
She gives wonderful head
But then leaves you there gagging for more.

There was once a master of sex
Who found his own lifestyle complex
He spent every day
Just banging away
With hardly much time to reflect.

I once met this young lass called Vick
Who had the most peculiar trick
When I copped a feel
I found something unreal
Instead of a clit was a dick!

The wonderful female form
It gives me the most enormous horn
And when I insert
Enjoying a squirt
It helps me feel happy till dawn.

When groping a woman’s big tits
It puts me in sexual fits
She takes off her bra
And I shout HURAA!
While tossing me off wearing mitts.