Conjugal Fun

 
A bed well sprung is not ideal
Try to enter when you kneel
The bed begins to bounce
You miss her when you pounce
A second try and miss again
Was the foreplay all in vain
Lay down; take her from behind.
At last you can have a proper grind

Sex in the shower is another debacle
I tried once when in a brothel
Soapy skin feels sensual and sleek
But when at last her cunt you seek
Length of your legs determines whether
Genitals can merge together
Your cock finds it difficult to dock;
In from behind may bring you luck

The missionary has much to commend
You can kiss and caress as bodies blend
Once you've the basics in your stride
Many variations to be tried
She can raise her legs erect
Cross her ankles round your neck
Use missionary with enthusiasm
And she will soon get her orgasm

It was well past her lunch time
What I craved was more sublime
The compromise that we agreed
We could both satisfy our need
She sat astride my naked thighs
To eat an apple was her prize
Whilst she munched its crunchy flesh
Her cunt my penis did refresh