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Do you Yahoo...
Oh Toilet Paper
Where Art Thou
I've looked and looked
in all the aisles
in all the stores
I'd climb the highest mountain
swim the deepest ocean
TP on a roll
worth more than
we are told
wipey, wipey
righty , lefty
up, down or all around
Oh Toilet Paper, Where Art Thou.
Where Art Thou
I've looked and looked
in all the aisles
in all the stores
I'd climb the highest mountain
swim the deepest ocean
TP on a roll
worth more than
we are told
wipey, wipey
righty , lefty
up, down or all around
Oh Toilet Paper, Where Art Thou.
Published 30th Mar 2020
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30th Mar 2020 12:14pm
30th Mar 2020 4:02pm
30th Mar 2020 12:36pm
lol....LOL!! My Friend...this had me SMILING right out loud...and several times!!! Such is the lament of most of us! And not only are store shelves empty of this precious product, but web-searches prove to be unsuccessful as well!!!
( So tell me...did "Yahoo" yield any better results? ;)
Thanks for posting! Laughter is definitely something that is NEEDED during this difficult time! Be Safe! Be Well! xo
Enchantress
( So tell me...did "Yahoo" yield any better results? ;)
Thanks for posting! Laughter is definitely something that is NEEDED during this difficult time! Be Safe! Be Well! xo
Enchantress
30th Mar 2020 1:17pm
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Anonymous
30th Mar 2020 7:14pm
Hey Hash.......we can relate to this right now.......luv this humorous yet realistic ink.......purple luv & hugs xo :)
30th Mar 2020 8:35pm
