The Child of Minch Yoda

I hunger for sustenance,
Food is required OwO,
I open the fridge and what do I see,
Baby Yoda with a bottle of pee.
I have flashbacks to the duel of Yoda in the city,
his massive cock and balls towering over me.
This is his child,
This is my child.
I hear a knock and the door,
I drop baby Yoda onto the floor.
I leave the infant on the floor writhing in pain,
Minch Yoda is at my door shirt with a cum stain.
I freeze at the door,
Minch Yoda offers to teach me about God.
He does not recognize me due to the surgery I have undergone since his massive peen tore my asshole open.
He senses that I am familiar and uses the force to open my ass up.
He starts moaning after realizing who I am.
He force pushes me against the wall and unsheathes his cock,
Round three has started Yodas hard as a rock.
Baby Yoda waddles in blood dripping from his head,
he force heals himself and watches Minch Yoda give me head.
The battle starts as Minch Yoda flips and smacks his cock against my face,
I fall back and grab a vase.
I smash the ceramic bowl against his face,
Minch Yoda looks at me and says "back to my place, you should come."
The battle starts off like a domestic dispute and it soon grows larger to a galactic civil annihilation.
Many planets fall to our immense battle,
Minch Yoda built the tower of babble.
He force pushes Jupiter into my face,
But I retaliate by  using a double space.
The galaxy shakes due to this immense power,
Yoda pulls out a glock to end this battle.
He pulls the trigger to end my life,
But I he only shot my head lice.
I fly towards him and slice him in half,
Just like Darth Maul he fell down a shaft.
I teleport back to Earth,
Sweat and blood covered my shirt.
I look for baby Yoda who is nowhere to be seen.
I run out of my house with a fate I could not endure,
Baby Yoda was shot dead in Miami.