frankie the postman

in the town that frankie worked
he was very well known
but not for being punctual
or the courtesy he had shown

it was all the women who stayed at home
who waited for their post
when frankie came and rang his bell
the women would start to roast

hoping it was their lucky day
to recieve a letter in the mail
and when frankie stopped at their door
it's that woman he would nail

she would take the letter very gingerly
and drop it on the floor
her cleavage would almost seal the deal
then he'd walk her to the door

he would bang her from the entrance hall
and end up in the basement
from the bathroom to the floor
now here is his predicament

the woman knew what was happening
and came up with their plans
that they will post letters to themselves
so they could get the bangs

the women were so horny
and so many letters sent
that frankie couldn't keep up
so on pension frankie went