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Foodie 911 - Stay Calm, it's Dinnertime
Operator: Good. Next time tie and gag the twins BEFORE calling for a food emergency.
Woman: OK, he'll be home in twenty minutes. I'm sorry I had to put down the phone so many times.
Operator: That's perfectly alright, you sound like you have your hands full.
Woman: Are you bag breathing?
Operator: Don't mind me, we've had a lot of dinner-time calls since Valentines Day. The turnover here at the phones is just getting a little heavy. Would you please hold?
Woman: OMG! It's dinner time! You can't put me on hold!!
Operator: Ma'am... please, stay calm...
Woman: OK, he'll be home in twenty minutes. I'm sorry I had to put down the phone so many times.
Operator: That's perfectly alright, you sound like you have your hands full.
Woman: Are you bag breathing?
Operator: Don't mind me, we've had a lot of dinner-time calls since Valentines Day. The turnover here at the phones is just getting a little heavy. Would you please hold?
Woman: OMG! It's dinner time! You can't put me on hold!!
Operator: Ma'am... please, stay calm...
Published 13th Mar 2020
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14th Mar 2020 7:59pm
You don't wanna end up breathing into a paper bag. One way for the cookie to crumble! 🍪
13th Mar 2020 8:46pm
14th Mar 2020 8:02pm
Thank you! I'm being such a ham these days...
...it's like...
Take that, Stress! 🖖👽
...it's like...
Take that, Stress! 🖖👽
13th Mar 2020 9:23pm
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