Mr McFarts

...was the oldest member
of a club for the male gender...now...

The state of his digestion
was quite often in question…

as he was given to effusions of
noxious profusion...

but...the hardest part once  
having started…  

was finding out…    
he  
only  
farted…  
  
in the company  
of perfect gentlemen…like he …  
 
who were far too nice to say so…  
as their faces just turned day-glo…  
...so...  
 
they tried to get an order to...  
restrain the stinking boarder  
 
and make him step outside...  
with the  smokers when he blew...but  
 
the old gent objected when a member was selected...  
to inform him he was  
 
being 86'ed...for the duration...  
of his noxious exhalations...  
 
The following week they went to court to... let the law decide…  
 
if the smelly gent might ...be…  
evicted...legally…  
or if they had to let him back inside.  
 
But the courts decided that...  
farting was a natural act,  
not under our conscious control,  
   
And as such could not be legislated...  
 
Mr McFarts was reinstated...