Bertha

She’s quite the creature I’m tellin ya now
Got big block 440 and plenty of power
Her name is old Bertha, at least that’s what I caller
She was made with great vision, half beast half machine
I know that at one point she was called Charlie Sheen

So let’s shift down to second and rip off this line
Cause there’s winners and losers and I’m the first kind

There was one time ol bertha got covered in
Mud
See, she was so damn colossal I got nice and stuck
But a buddy came round and help
Me pull her out
And she was leapin and jumpin like I don’t know how

Like a crazy ex girlfriend she comes to my
Mind
But I sold her for lorrie way down the line
And my caddy is cushy and it’s got plenty of power
But I still dream of Bertha when I’m driving around
She could climb up a mountain
As long as it’s dry
I bet she could do anything if ya try