Lewd Limericks

There was a young girl called Mary
Whose pubes were prickly and hairy
You need to be brave  
To enter her cave
Or at least you'd better be wary
 
Jane was beautiful when nude
However she was such a prude
In her room she would hide
But the boys all pried
And were pleased with what they viewed
 
A young lad was still a virgin
In spite of his mates all urging
To give it a try
With a girl nearby
Known to be good at merging
 
Of his genitals he was proud
He was so well endowed
The girls formed a queue
All wanting a screw
There was quite a big crowd
 
They were a loving couple
With bodies sexy and supple
They fucked any position
Never lacking ambition
Until they both pulled a muscle
 
He met this attractive virgin
And persuaded her into merging
He gently entered her passage
Full length without any damage
Now sex is her main diversion
 
Her body she would flaunt
Passing males she would taunt
Saying come on
Please be my John
The memory will haunt
 
He promised what she was wishing
And she remembered the kissing
Then wham bang
Thank you mam
He'd gone and her knickers were missing
 
Her loins she kept bare
Except for pubic hair
She'd let men  inside
Give them a ride
Then charge a very large fare