"Bat her up"

     I wish it was the bottom of the ninth in a field of dreams
     My ex's head was the baseball and I was the best batter on the team
     I would hit a homer, the ball would be a goner
     Shading my eyes with my hands, watching her face fly
     Real far
     Shooting out of the park, simultaneously smashing through a window of somebody's car
     After that, the owner of the ride would give me the ball so we could share a laugh
     Meanwhile I sign "Dumb Bitch" on her forehead as an autograph then give the ball automatically right back
     Immediately, she can be put on a pedestal for the world to see
     So she could lie
     Saying she finally got what she wanted from me