Milk & Cookies (Santa's Ho, Ho, Ho)

Your milk & cookies always seems to fulfill me
Presents for me after I cum down your chimney
Inspiring me to sing a boastful jing of Ho! Ho! Ho!
Am I calling you such a thing? HELL no! No! No!

I'm just letting you know your red nose be glowing
Shining bright as the man in the boat keeps rowing
Surviving the flood of love after the levees break
Smearing cake on my face after I've savored a taste

I don't waste a drop when I lick from bottom to top
The music masking your moaning to avoid the cops
Their knocks would cock block the ultimate mission
Taking away chances to experience new positions

I've studied my lessons & my weapons are ready
I'm a deadly assassin whose aim is slow & steady
Baby, today'll feel like a holiday made just for you
You'll think it's a new year by the time I'm through