mr harrison

mr harrison was funny
he had a lot to say
but not to grown up people
with kids he had to play

he told them many stories
and gave them many sweets
in his big old caravan
they enjoyed good eats

but every now and then
something would go wrong
mr harrison would pack his bags
and move on right along

so mr harrison
stopped outside a school
he saw the boys play soccer
his mouth began to drool

"come here young man take this"
as he handed him a sweet
unknowingly the boy became dizzy
the last thing he'll ever eat

mr harrison towed his caravan
until his car broke down
young boy strung up on metal hooks
wearing a night gown

as nightfall came and all was still
parked just outside town
he heard the screams of many men
he's smile turned to frown

mr harrison ran up and down
trying to get rid
of the cut up body
of young charlie sidd

now charlie sidd was not just any
type of ordinary child
he was the son of metro cop
danny dog "the wild"

caravan door broke down
with crowbar and steel pipe
danny dog now saw his child
and started to go wild

they pulled mr harrison
out onto the road
threw petrol into his mouth
and watched his head explode

they unpacked the caravan
and found so many things
from collar bones to kidney stones
and a hundred young boy shins

no funeral for harrison
they threw him down a cliff
but they waited for a week or two
hi's body nice and stiff

charlie sidd was laid to rest
respect was certainly due
but no open coffin here
hi's chest was cut right through

so that's the end of my tale
my story done and through
watch out for mr harrison
he might just visit you