Computing problems

I saved my mind to a memory stick  
so I can reboot in case I get sick.  

My version control says don't ask me  
and I've started to sing in MP3.  
 
Each time I try to call out a name  
I ask for a password and start again.  
 
My memories can't play or walk straight anymore  
because I don't have a driver for an MP4.  
 
Sometimes little sounds keep coming back  
but it's usually just the audio track.  
 
I'm beginning to think my file is corrupt  
as most of my speech is foul and abrupt.  
 
The surgeon says she can remove the tumor  
with a 20% chance of a weird sense of humor.  
 
Half of me wants to stay complete  
and the other half is terrified of Ctrl Alt Delete.