The Wicked Man of Pussy Part VII (Average Time for Pussy)

      "The average time for pussy is usually no time  
Because most women don't have no respect-I ain't lyin,  
      "From the moment a motherfucka is about to go in  
So to fucking hell with the Bible's version of sin,  
 
      "If she believes-her belief changes out like a tide at sea  
Either on her back or on bended dick sucking knee,  
      "But personal morals and low self-esteem isn't a crime  
When baby oil on a twerking ass make it new money shine,  
 
      "Small talk and constant text  
Will lube her mind and possibly make her pussy wet,  
      "And when you have their mind you have their body  
Go ahead and get pussy comfortable like in a hotel lobby,  
 
      "Pull back her panties like silk bed sheets  
Strap up or give her the raw meat,  
      "Maybe you should use the strap up method  
Because most 2019 and beyond pussy is untrustworthy and living ratchet,  
 
      "It's not like the nineteen nineties and years below  
Back in the days of the legendary high percentage respectable ho',  
      "Also when a relationship and marrage would last longer  
Not instantly ending after a nutted-out boner,  
 
      "Now a woman's statememnt 'what's in it for me',  
Nothings free, especially jumping up and down in this pussy',  
      "Ho' you ain't talkin about shit  
Because I personally know my money is one-hundred percent counterfeit,  
 
      "A secret I keep to myself for unlimited pussy access  
For gagging neck and nasty-freaky sex,  
      "Convincing her to put the shit on video    
And she greedily agree, while eating my ass on the kitchen flo',  
 
      "She will finally find out when she's at the supermarket  
When the cashier says 'this money is no good' after they mark it,  
      "Time to put back the kids snacks and spam  
Now her mouth and pussy is silently screaming 'goddamn!'