Mixed limericks

As the planet gets much warmer
And the storms will blow much stronger
Can we survive
All stay alive
Or will we all  die of hunger?

An old man went to a party
With the girls he appeared hearty
He was hoping for sex
But he lost his specs
And ended up with a harpy

On the beach she exposed her skin
Flaunted her body with a grin
A lad was adroit
And quick to exploit
Did he really commit such a big sin?

She kept her vagina well hidden
To prevent a visit unbidden
But the boys were sly
They all had a try
And some reached the forbidden

Politics has taken such a turn
Like none of us would yearn
Clowns in power
Boobs by the hour
I wish more voters would discern

In the nude she showed off he beauty
She attracted remarks, some fruity
Lads took her to bed
For sex and head
They felt it was their duty