Today XVII

Today,
he started the day
answering his critics.

 Dubious, he approached Critic One...

Critic One: "This is right and this is wrong!"
- Oh?... Ooooooh!

Full of fear, he ran to Critic Two...

Critic Two: "This is right and everything else is wrong!"
- Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!

Trembling, he jumped in Critic Three's arms...

Critic Three (after a long, whipping dissertation):
                       "You may think my bull 'elitist',
                        but, it's for your own good!"
- 'Elitist'?... No!... Bull!... Just, Bull!!!

Today,
he thinks of Soren's "Aesthetic Stage"
and dances to the tune of "Twist 'n Shout"...