Dear Father, For You Have Sinned

It's not time to have a crusade  

Just settle down, take it slowly  
 
You're still naive, that's your culture  
 
There's so much you have to do though  
 
Find a cause, totally commit  
 
if you want you can join  
 
Look at me, I am wise, but I'm content  
 
 
I was made for this life, yes indeed  
 
You were made for this life, with me  
 
and I can't get enough of this life  
 
Can you get enough of me?  
 
 
Welcome to the Grand Cathedral Deluxe  
 
Such a heavenly pad (Such a heavenly pad)  
 
Such a heavenly pad  
 
Plenty of spirit at the Grand Cathedral Deluxe  
 
Very nice indeed (Very nice indeed)  
 
You can get a feed  
 
 
You may say I'm a believer  
 
But I'm not the Holyfield one  
 
I hope someday he'll help us  
 
And the church will pray as one  
 
 
They can't go on preaching  
 
With deviant minds  
 
And we can't enjoy our youth  
 
'cause of deviant minds  
 
 
Like at Hooters  
 
felt for the very first time  
 
Like at Hooters  
 
when you get goosebumps [out in public, makes you feel bad]  
 
Priest don't mind  
 
 
Everywhere there sinning now  
 
I'm surrounded by your members  
 
Father, I can see your demon  
 
You know you're my trusted place  
 
You're everything I trust and adore  
 
It's written all over your face  
 
Father, I can see your demon  
 
Pray ya won't mess me about  
 
 
'Cause your gettin' baptised alright  
 
And no one's gonna save you from the priest about to sin  
 
You know your baptised, baptised alright  
 
You're screaming for your life, inside the confession box, baptised alright  
 
 
We don't need no vandalism  
 
We don't need no higher order  
 
No dark secrets in the cloakroom  
 
Preachers leave them boys alone  
 
Hey preacher leave them boys alone  
 
All in all you're just another prick in my life  
 
All in all you're just another brick in my life  
 
 
Cause if you liked it, doesn't mean you can put ya stick in it  
 
If you liked it then you should've got a grown-up with a hole in it  
 
Don't get mad, once you see that he's 'bout to blow  
 
If you liked it then you should've got a blowup with a hole in it  
 
 
Let me wait for him to get so near to me  
 
Creepy Cardinal Priest  
 
Drop your bullshit and stop your abuse  
 
Creepy Cardinal Beast  
 
Bring it on  
 
Afraid?  
 
Pray Ay Ay Ay  
 
Pray Ay Ay Ay Ay  
 
Pray Ay Ay Now