SO MANY  DIFFERENT DICKS THERE ARE (poor man's bump)

 
SO MANY DIFFERENT DICKS THERE ARE

One dick two dick blue balls thick dick
sick dick slick dick, phone calls, need chick
This dick looks like green eggs and ham
eager and ready to slam you ma'am

This one's thin and that one's fat
and this one slams like a baseball bat
Hey! This guy's wearing a little hat!
What's its one eye staring at?

That dick's like a mummy pulled from a sarcophagus
while this trunk hangs low like Snuffleupagus
This one's like a toad with eight dicks like an octopus
each shooting its load into your esophagus

This one's rather limp while that one's quite swollen
and seeking a hole to slide a big pole in
This one's like a bowling pin with bowling balls rollin'
Here's a rockin' and rollin' big cock in your colon

This dick rose to be an enormous porn star
and this prick gets a blowjob in his dick shift car
This dick at the bar stuck its tip in the tip jar
So many different dicks there are