DEMONS - An Idiots Guide

what do you do when the demons come
adjust you nuts or scratch you bum
do you tremble do you shake
do you uncontrollably quake
does your sphincter recoil
or wear a hat of tinfoil
cross and uncross your legs
do you fart a lot, smelling of eggs
do you tightly ring your fingers
is the smell of eggs one that lingers
do you grasp your bible on the shelf
does incontinence make you piss yourself
what happens when you're in the dark
do you get drunk and mentally disembark
do you take mind-altering drugs
or get really desperate for hugs
does your nose bleed
comfort eating exceeds
do you cut yourself
do you shit yourself
are you suffering from timidity
do you consider your morbidity
does you darkness feel tidal
do you get suicidal
Stop, just stop!

first of all, there is no god
secondly, there is no Devil
no Heaven and therefore, no hell
no actual demons, or evil spirits
no malevolent ghosts or ghouls
no witches sages and no warlocks
no Tooth Fairies, no Santa
no spiritual or other dimensions
all created for mostly good intention
but they are all without exception man-made
religion invented by men for the holy trinity
Power, Sex and Wealth is man's divinity
religion makes good people do evil things
regardless hymns the everyone sings
its all myth
taking the pith
no peace no stillness
religion a mental illness
creates more than rumpus
with no moral compass
my only besiegement is
 those believers need treatment
so stop, just stop!

there is good and evil
but man is the Devil
man-made god in his images
unholy books vile in all of its pages
leaders need to learn to fuck up
believers need to fuckin grow up
we are not children of god
making all of us children is odd
but children do as they're told
answers to questions controlled
I don't want to be a child
nor a slave of Jesus meek or mild

all demons are human
they are external
and they are internal
make friends with the internal
ignore or shoot the external
avoid the so-called eternal