You Double Cabbage

 
When did you last sleep
Mr spackered
These blue ones will knock you without
little bo peep

Get some glasses for the cider
Dude are you fucking serious
Was that a big fucking spider
what you calling me a liar
Please sir can I have some more sir
three bags full Dr black sheep

Nurse quick
two buckets of vodka
for ballance tight rope walker
Horse riders wear jodpers
What is this Richard the night stalker
Oh like no up comes the sick

There's your guts
There's you liver
There's fucking pill chuck
Double drop try ya luck
You know me
Not giving a fuck

The damage done protruding needles
Crush up and eat those beetles
You know whats best
Better than the rest
A heroin girl and sister Morphine
Fuck the shit out those receptors

Why you thunk America went to Afghanistan
Sure as fuck wasn't archaeological digs
Tell me how many thugs guard the poppy feilds