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chew it over ..
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chew it over ..
since you ask,
I found the calamari rather
tough, says the
waiter ..
Written by
dartford
(Paul S...)
Published
23rd Jun 2019
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Re. chew it over ..
Layla
23rd Jun 2019 1:11am
That must've been the tip-ping point of the night? ;)
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mingomingus
(SamTheSlam)
23rd Jun 2019 4:56am
Tongue in cheek
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- Edited 29th Oct 2021 1:45am
23rd Jun 2019 9:57am
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Re. chew it over ..
Ely
(E.A.Rothwell)
23rd Jun 2019 8:40pm
Rather like bouncing your jaw on a slice of inner tube, I think...
Which becomes an exercise in futility... still... can't swallow the whole thing. Ely
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dkzksaxxas_DanielX
(DadaDoggyDannyKozakSaxfn)
23rd Jun 2019 8:46pm
Nothin like a chaw of squid to brighten one's day.
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badmalthus
(Harry Rout)
23rd Jun 2019 11:39pm
LOL...gotta beat that shit first Paul.
Cheers...Harry
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