God is real, but he's lazy

I had an interview with God, I said I thought he was a fraud.
Then he sent me back to Earth, and he cursed me for my birth.

So I went to see Satan, he was standing there waiting and his skin was all fiery and red.
I looked in his eyes and asked 'God's just all lies?'
He nodded and in a loud voice he said....

God is real but he's lazy, he's so fucking crazy!
All the prayer he don't care, he just sits there in bliss.
Even when people die, he just dont bat an eye,
Who would have faith in a God such as this?

So I went back to Earth but the Devil couldn't come,
He said he had to stay there in Hell.
So I went to a crowd and said 'Everyone gather round!'
There is something that I greatly wish the tell....

God is real but he's lazy, he's so fucking crazy!
All the prayer he don't care, he just sits there in bliss.
Even when people die, he just dont bat an eye,
Who would have faith in a God such as this?

The crowd didn't like what I had to say,
I was met with increasing aggression.
They chopped off my head that's it I was dead,
All for questioning their religious obsession.

Before the axe fell and the crowds mighty cheer,
I was met by Death's icy kiss.
The last thought in my head, as the blood poured out red,
Was who would have faith in a God such as this?

God is real but he's lazy, he's so fucking crazy!
All the prayer he don't care, he just sits there in bliss.
Even when people die, he just dont bat an eye,
Why must we live in a world such as this?