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An Experiment
Yesterday evening I tried to be a vegetarian
Ate a soya chop and the stomach rumbled all night
In protest.
In the morning a pressing evacuation, too much
For the toilet flusher, I had to take out my gift to
Flowers and trees
Using a plastic bag and gloves.
Today I will eat, fried sausage with onion
And mashed potatoes
The vegan food didn’t suit my stomach
Yesterday evening I tried to be a vegetarian
Ate a soya chop and the stomach rumbled all night
In protest.
In the morning a pressing evacuation, too much
For the toilet flusher, I had to take out my gift to
Flowers and trees
Using a plastic bag and gloves.
Today I will eat, fried sausage with onion
And mashed potatoes
The vegan food didn’t suit my stomach
Published 3rd Jun 2019
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3rd Jun 2019 1:28pm
Humorous spill, Brother!!
I have always dreamed of being a vegetarian but not that courageous, as You
I have always dreamed of being a vegetarian but not that courageous, as You
3rd Jun 2019 1:55pm
As a vegetarian, I can tell you that soya sucks. Plant protein is the way to go, and they make a ton of good stuff now. With crumbles i can make hearty dishes like chili, lasagna, meatloaf, stuffed vegetables, etc. Funny post though.
3rd Jun 2019 3:36pm
I attended a Vegan Fair with a roommate and work Supervisor ( several years ago in Costa Mesa, CA) and the food there was FANTASTIC, delicious and i got soooooo freakin' stuffed.
It opened up my eyes and mind to take a closer look at Vegan / Vegetarian diets.
I even subscribe to a Vegan monthly newsletter now.
It opened up my eyes and mind to take a closer look at Vegan / Vegetarian diets.
I even subscribe to a Vegan monthly newsletter now.
3rd Jun 2019 3:39pm
Unfortunately, cheese is the culprit of my downfall into veganism from vegetarianism. But I am working on it!
3rd Jun 2019 5:51pm
You might be able to eat " pretend " chicken one day
; )
https://www.greenmatters.com/p/kfc-vegan-chicken?gm&fbclid=IwAR1IxfU8GETTEOKA7avqKnhqUJ9amS9wbrRoLkFEDAOJ9RxRtgaE0uq4Dt4
; )
https://www.greenmatters.com/p/kfc-vegan-chicken?gm&fbclid=IwAR1IxfU8GETTEOKA7avqKnhqUJ9amS9wbrRoLkFEDAOJ9RxRtgaE0uq4Dt4
