King James

What are you doing, where are you going?
Who are you talking to why aren't I knowing
about everything you do and say
This is my house and everyone shall pay
the "Piper" which is me
Dont you know I'm King James Loney!!
I say where and how things will be done
My house, my rules, only I can have any fun
Closely watching everything you do
Carefully I will listen but only when I want to
I do not care how it makes you feel
Remember this is my house only I can crank the wheel
The rules I enforce
They are made up as I go along of course
Once I've pushed you way too far
Remember again where it is that you are
At any given moment
I could and will start the argument
Over what my problem is with who today
That does not matter if you choose to stay
In my house under my thumb
Do something I dont like, instantly you are dumb
Dont even bother trying to make me happy
I will find something wrong & kick you out for laughing at me
I will hold against you everything I can
Cuz you have to remember, I am the fucking man!!