This Long Ass Motherfuckin Line

 “Now it’s time to make a deposit
Death has finally came and a motherfucka can’t stop it,
 “Avoiding his black ass every which way
But I slipped up on this goddamn day,

 “Me and my side going to see the new movie starring Sandra Bullock
Trying to take a shit before the show, got penetrated by a bullet,
 “Shaking on the floor like I was shocked by Pikachu
New employees running around not knowing what the fuck to do,

 “Check it. Now my body casket sharp in a comfortable ass coffin
While on this path a motherfucka been forever walkin,
 “Looking around this motherfucka ain’t nothing like I imagine
Still coming to grips this shit has motherfuckin happen,

 “At least I got to talk to my mama at lunch
And he waited, until my side bitch drank this good nut,
 “But this long ass motherfuckin line is making me aggravated
Frustrated of hearing about how long motherfuckas have waited,

 “But I have been soul shuffling just as long
Tired of hearing this motherfucka’s complaining ass song,
 “Knowing his serial killer ass is going to hell
Still cologne wearing the stench of his victim’s smell,

 “But he might make it to Heaven, because he said he repent
Shit I forgot and still got lipstick on my dick,
 “Everytime I try to wipe away the stain
It just reappear all over again,

 “And then I’m at the back of the line-what the fuck!!
I wonder if Ashten Kutcher is here and I’m being punked,
 “Maybe I should step out of line and rest on that rock
But an unknown urge compels me not to stop,

 “Finally after forever-ever I’m in front of the one I need to see
And without a second thought I’m on bended knee,
 “Listening to every sin I did while he read the book of life
Once finished, another appeared-aww shit this ain’t gonna end right”.