Like a Dog Shitting In the Snow

I wanted to come here
And when I get done you can Click Here
And read this scat ode.

I wanted to come to this pretty box
It looks like a field of snow
And I wanted to be like a dog
And right down the center
Shit all over it.

I wanted to leave my turd words for all to read.
Are you a shit eating reader?

Do your eyes tie up like two boy dogs
When you get to reading this?
Would your rather walk your wife's poodle
Than screw it when she is at
Her Lesbian bridge club meetings?

Scarlet told me at work today
That her husband went on a big egg hunt
Up a hen's ass.

The dog ate that chicken
But you had the scrambled eggs this morning.