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SATAN CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN
Dashing through the flames
On a one night only slay
Over the dead we go
Laughing all the way
Guts on lighted string
Raising Hell, alight
With the souls of the damned and sing
A slaying song tonight
Once a fucking year among the choirs and cheer
He will pray on your fears singing carols of death
To the naughty and nice from the depths of the threats
You know there is a price, pay carrion and mice
To take away your shell decorated with smells
Of decomposition and the promise of Hell
There will be no forgiveness
FOR YOU THIS FUCKING CHRISTMAS
And douse the lights in darkness
FOR YOU THIS FUCKING CHRISTMAS
fALalALaLA
Satan Claws is coming to town
FalALalAla
Satan Claws is coming to town
He’s watching Facebook and checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s dying tonight
SATAN CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN
Demons reach from the fade kiss ‘neath deadly nightshade
Caressing with jagged blades dressed with blackened tinsel
They exhume the decayed to devour the sinful
And the gift of Christmas, we gather in Black Mass
Ravens shall carry your soul down the deepening hole
On this journey to Hell that we call The North Pole
There will be no forgiveness
FOR YOU THIS FUCKING CHRISTMAS
And douse the lights in darkness
FOR YOU THIS FUCKING CHRISTMAS
fALalALaLA
Satan Claws is coming to town
FalALalAla
Satan Claws is coming to town
He’s watching Facebook and checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s dying tonight
SATAN CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN
Deck the halls with guts of Holly
Tis the reason to be jolly
Don we now our slay apparel
Cruel this ancient demon carol
See the blazing town before us
Raise your horns and join the chorus
Follow me in deadly measure
FALALALALA
MOTHERFUCKERS
There will be no forgiveness
FOR YOU THIS FUCKING CHRISTMAS
And douse the lights in darkness
FOR YOU THIS FUCKING CHRISTMAS
fALalALaLA
Satan Claws is coming to town
FalALalAla
Satan Claws is coming to town
He’s watching Facebook and checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s dying tonight
SATAN CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN
On a one night only slay
Over the dead we go
Laughing all the way
Guts on lighted string
Raising Hell, alight
With the souls of the damned and sing
A slaying song tonight
Once a fucking year among the choirs and cheer
He will pray on your fears singing carols of death
To the naughty and nice from the depths of the threats
You know there is a price, pay carrion and mice
To take away your shell decorated with smells
Of decomposition and the promise of Hell
There will be no forgiveness
FOR YOU THIS FUCKING CHRISTMAS
And douse the lights in darkness
FOR YOU THIS FUCKING CHRISTMAS
fALalALaLA
Satan Claws is coming to town
FalALalAla
Satan Claws is coming to town
He’s watching Facebook and checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s dying tonight
SATAN CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN
Demons reach from the fade kiss ‘neath deadly nightshade
Caressing with jagged blades dressed with blackened tinsel
They exhume the decayed to devour the sinful
And the gift of Christmas, we gather in Black Mass
Ravens shall carry your soul down the deepening hole
On this journey to Hell that we call The North Pole
There will be no forgiveness
FOR YOU THIS FUCKING CHRISTMAS
And douse the lights in darkness
FOR YOU THIS FUCKING CHRISTMAS
fALalALaLA
Satan Claws is coming to town
FalALalAla
Satan Claws is coming to town
He’s watching Facebook and checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s dying tonight
SATAN CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN
Deck the halls with guts of Holly
Tis the reason to be jolly
Don we now our slay apparel
Cruel this ancient demon carol
See the blazing town before us
Raise your horns and join the chorus
Follow me in deadly measure
FALALALALA
MOTHERFUCKERS
There will be no forgiveness
FOR YOU THIS FUCKING CHRISTMAS
And douse the lights in darkness
FOR YOU THIS FUCKING CHRISTMAS
fALalALaLA
Satan Claws is coming to town
FalALalAla
Satan Claws is coming to town
He’s watching Facebook and checking it twice
Gonna find out who’s dying tonight
SATAN CLAWS IS COMING TO TOWN
Published 14th Dec 2018
Author's Note
(c) 2018 Frank Green
This is obviously a parody of many Christmas songs
Namely, "Deck The Halls," "Santa Claus is Coming to Town," and "Jingle Bells."
This is obviously a parody of many Christmas songs
Namely, "Deck The Halls," "Santa Claus is Coming to Town," and "Jingle Bells."
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