Beautiful, Sexy Mama, Come Give Your Man Some Sugah.

I just can’t handle it sometimes,
I just can’t get over my newfound love.
She smells like honey, looks like oak,
She has the eyes of cracked diamonds, refracting.

Her nails are the color of sugary blood,
Her hair is a river of silk, swimming in disarray.
Caramel, vanilla, chocolate, vomit,
I don’t give a damsel’s damn what she looks like.
Her eyes will blind me, turn me into stone,
Her virginity will break my godforsaken bones.

Into the sheets, under my will,
We will hide together until my cravings are relished.
The only thing I see is black, the only thing I taste is poon.
Calm down, please don’t talk, this will all be over soon.

Pussy, fuck, cunt, lick, these damn words make me sick.
Why use them to turn people on?
Just go into a dark room with a computer and whack it.
Duh.